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鼹鼠之歌

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三池崇史
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生田斗真,阿部亮平,有园芳记,远藤宪一,吹越满,岩城滉一,上地雄辅,河井青叶,皆川猿时,仲里依纱,冈村隆史,织本顺吉,大杉涟,寺岛进,堤真一,渡边菜生子,矢岛健一,山田孝之
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  由于涉嫌用枪支威胁“守法好市民”,当初以史上最差成绩从警校毕业的小巡警菊川玲二(生田斗真 饰)正式被署长酒见路夫(吹越满 饰)宣布开除公职。当他怒不可遏之际,却得知自己已被选为卧底,潜入关东头号黑帮数寄矢会,搜集会长轰周宝(岩城滉一 饰)操纵制造与贩卖毒品的证据。在经受了魔鬼教练一美先生(远藤宪一 饰)的折磨蹂躏后,玲二从头到尾焕然一新,走进了数寄矢会所控制的俱乐部,在此用鲜血结识了一生的兄弟——有着疯蝴蝶之称的阿湖义组的若头日浦匡也(堤真一 饰)。当他总算迈入黑道大门时,来自关西的蜂乃巢会则图谋挑起一场东西黑道大战争。站在风口浪尖的玲二,此时早已没有抽身的机会……
  本片根据高桥升的同名漫画改编。

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  Now You See Him, Now You Don't is a 1972 Walt Disney Productions film starring Kurt Russell as a chemistry student who accidentally discovers the secret to invisibility. It is the sequel to the 1969 film The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and was followed by 1975's The Strongest Man in the World.
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